The Surprising Brilliance of “Wet Hot American Summer”

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Let me be the first to remind you that glitchgoals isn’t always judgmental and negative. I mean, check out our post on…uh, you know. That one that we did. The one that wasn’t super critical of anything? Hmm. I could have sworn we had at least one of those. Huh.

Oh well, no matter – the point is we CAN avoid it if we want to. And hey, guess who’s about to make good on that promise? Good ol’ Joe St. Germain, that’s who. Also, I really hope that was your guess, since who else would it have been?

Anyway: Why the positivity? Because I just watched Wet Hot American Summer again. It’s not an overly remarkable movie, but man, there is an insane collection of future talent in there that even took me by surprise. Seriously – hit that jump and learn what you’re missing.

So You Wanna Be a Food Network Host

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Because it’s way cheaper and healthier than the alternative, I’m pretty fond of cooking for myself, a fact that seems to take a lot of people by surprise for some reason. Many of them have even jokingly suggested that I should have my own cooking show, which is of course ridiculous: I have no culinary background or restaurant experience, my exposure to unique ingredients is incredibly limited, and most nights I’m too lazy to even cook so I rely on leftovers.

That said, you know what the easiest job in the entire world is? (Well, besides Antonio Cromartie’s alimony lawyer or Jay Leno’s joke writer.) Hosting a show on the Food Network. I know they want you to think it’s a tense and dramatic ordeal – hello, Next Food Network Star! – but in actuality you really only need the creativity of a desk lamp and charisma of a slightly charismatic desk lamp.

Join me, if you wish, as I teach you all there is to know about becoming a celebrity chef.

“It’s My Craft”

Not too long ago I had an (ex) friend who cut hair for a living.  Not being the most stylish dude, I buzz my own hair to keep things simple.  My hair needed a trim and I thought what the heck, may as well try something different.  I had a friend who cut hair, I was sure she’d cut my hair into something more stylish than I could possibly ask for at even the most luxurious Great Clips.