Get it? Did you see the thing I did there in the title? Ahhhh. Classic.
Just in case you DIDN’T get it (in which case: horrible work, you dumb idiot), I’ve got a bunch of friends/coworkers who have been getting married lately, meaning lots of time and money spent in the process. I’m all for memorable experiences and meaningful time spent with the one you love, especially if you plan to spend the rest of your life with them. But honestly: weddings (and honeymoons, for that matter) are a horrible waste of time and money, and they’re not even remotely worth it.