Good work, Curiosity – and thank you, Black Bush, for always having our best interests in mind. Talkin’ about RED ROCKS!
But no, it’s totally cool, guys, keep trying to cut NASA funding. Really, it’s cool, space exploration and learning more about the universe are just silly games that science nerds play. Nerds!!
Writing a reality TV show isn’t very difficult: the show is mostly unscripted compared to other programming, the actors provide quick, easy drama by being unlikeable fucksticks and no one ever asks you to push the envelope because they feel guilty enough even watching your show. (“Oh my god Jersey Shore is SUCH a train wreck, I can’t believe I watched it all weekend – let’s all talk about how much we hated each character and scene for the next 45 minutes.”) The formula works – all you need is an attractive pitch or a notable name and you’re 95% of the way there.
Which is why I’ve got a sure-fire hit waiting for you below the jump. Go ahead, MTV producers, hit that “More” button:
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