Man I’m hungry. You know what I want?? To be just like this asshole! Time to go to Subway. Upon opening the door I notice something: it smells like shit in here. What is that smell? Every Subway smells like it, and after leaving my clothes seem unable to shake the smell for hours. Oh well, I want to “Eat Fresh.” Ah! Here comes a greasier, less funny JD McNugent. Time to order. Let’s see what do I want… hmmm well Michael Phelps likes Subway, I think I heard he eats the turkey sando when he’s training and I came to Subway cuz it’s healthy. Why else would he, Justin Tuck, Apolo Ohno, Jerod Mayo, RGIII, and many more eat here?? So yea JD, let’s start with a footlong (what am I supposed to do, starve??) Italian Herb and Cheese bread. I’ll take turkey, American cheese…make that two cheeses, a little extra mayo, that really good chipotle mayo as well, some bacon, and some spinach cause I need some greens on there. What’s that? Hell yea I’ll make that a combo! I’ll take a cookie, Doritos, and a small size 32 ounce coke. The sandwich alone is 1200 calories and I haven’t even had my cookie yet. Thanks JD!
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