Hooray for the Grammy Awards!! (Updated for 2014!)


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So you guys remember my write-up on the Grammys last year, right? Specifically, how ridiculous and terrible the Best New Artist category can be? Well your 2014 results are in, and the winner was: Macklemore! Who, since apparently I’m a self-referential narcissist, was also mentioned on our humble blog last year.

Yes, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis took home the award for their work on “The Heist”, beating out a list of obviously fictional people named Kacey Musgraves, James Blake (who I thought was a tennis player?), Kendrick Lamar and Ed Sheeran.

On a totally unrelated and coincidental note, here’s each artist’s name again, along with the year they released their first album:


  • Macklemore & Ryan Lewis: 2006
  • Kacey Musgraves: 2002
  • James Blake, former #4-ranked tennis pro in the world-turned-young English musician: 2011
  • Kendrick Lamar: 2010
  • Ed Sheeran: 2011


Best New Artist. Grammys. Macklemore. You’ve still got it, Grammys!



Hooray for the Grammy Awards!! (Updated for 2014!)

Hooray for the Grammy Awards!!

Hey guys, did you hear? The 2013 Grammy Award nominees have been named! Try to contain your excitement as legends like Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Adele, Katy Perry, LMFAO, Kelly Clarkson, Skrillex, Chris Brown, Kanye Westttytttttttttsuydfgiudsfhukkljijlzijljizzpp////////////////////////////////

Ah, sorry about that, I passed out on my keyboard due to a mixture of disappointment and anger. (In case anyone is wondering, the only medically recognized cure for those things is alcohol. I’m here for you guys, and I AM a doctor.) In any event, the Grammys present a unique opportunity for people to be told what music is the best by a group of strangers. What could possibly be better?!

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