Seahawks DE Michael Bennett and the Panthers are bunkin’ cousins:
“It’s so much alike, man. It’s like you look at a girl who looks like you, and you find out it’s your cousin, so you can’t go on a date with her even though you’d like to, because she looks like you. But then you see her friend, and her friend’s really hot, and you’re like, ‘that’s not my cousin,’ so it’s good.”
That quote was about how similar the Seahawks and Panthers teams are, in case, uh, that wasn’t clear from the context. I guess the takeaway is that Michael Bennett…wants to…date the Panthers? Or maybe he has some really hot cousins? More like George Michael Bennett if you ask me.