I have a bigger/longer/more pointless post about college football coming up later, but I’m watching this New Orleans Bowl and there was just a huge sideline collision. Mack Brown just applauded the advancements in player safety measures by saying “they’re gonna bring the scooter out, they’re gonna take him in, they’re gonna make sure he’s OK.” Bring out the medical scooter, boys! And if the crowd gets rowdy, bring in the police karts! Probably not a bad idea to have some fire Vespas on hand, either.
I don’t know about you guys, but if I needed medical attention and someone rolled up on a scooter I wouldn’t feel too great about my chances.