Cancel Your Christmas Plans

Because Texas’ Longhorn Network is airing FIVE HOURS of Bevo walking around his ranch on Christmas Day. Five hours. Of Bevo. Walking around at a ranch. Set to holiday music. I encourage you to follow the link and read the whole article, because even the description is delightful.

I love my family dearly, and it’s almost impossible to imagine spending the holidays without them, but since learning about this I’ve decided that they can go fuck themselves because my true calling is to fly to Texas, rent an apartment, sign up for Verizon FiOS, tune in to the Longhorn Network, watch every second of this and then watch it again on DVR immediately afterward. Hook ’em Horns!

Cancel Your Christmas Plans

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