glitchgoals Gatekeeping: Great Moments in Spam III

It’s been a while since we’ve done one of these, but I was perusing the ol’ spam queue this afternoon and it looks like we have a new contender for “JSG’s Favorite Spam Comment Ever!” (All winners receive a small bronze trophy in the shape of a can of Spam, much like this one, and a coupon for One Free Hug from yours truly.) Let’s hit that blockquote:

“Hurrah, that’s what I was exploring for, what a stuff! present here at
this blog, thanks admin of this site.”

What a stuff indeed! I like this one the best because it’s just so short and sweet, and in a weird way it feels the most earnest of them all — usually spam comments are trying to get you to pay for some SEO service or buy knock-off Nikes, but this one just seems like a small Malaysian child went online for the first time and wanted to tell us we were doing a good job. Awwww. Thanks, small Malaysian child. That warms our icy robot hearts. Readers like you are why we do this.

(Top image via; Spam trophy via)

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glitchgoals Gatekeeping: Great Moments in Spam III

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