ST shared this with me via e-mail, but it’s sufficiently terrifying/relevant (terrelevant?) that I had to share it here. Prepare to have your dreams raped:
That’s a Photoshop of Guy Fieri without his signature “flair” (i.e. spiked blonde hair, goatee, etc.). See? Terrifying. If you follow the link, they even give you a slider so you can see them side by side. What you do with that information is entirely up to you, dear readers.