Whew, that was a long first act. I think we all need a break, don’t you?
As a break from the monotony of that massive wall of text (always good when the author himself owns up to that, right?), I think we both know exactly what you’re looking for: silly Photoshopped pictures of animals wearing hats or loosely based on puns. You’re welcome, everyone!
In this case, not only do you live once, you don’t even live very long.
Kind of a long story, but they’re cute puppies wearing hockey helmets, it’s not exactly a Tolstoy novel here.
See if you can guess which movie inspired this one!
Fun sidenote: this has been my Christmas card of choice every year I’ve sent them out. Which was only once, admittedly, but still.
This one doubles as a TV show pitch!
There we go. Hopefully that gave you…uh, I actually don’t even know what feeling this should elicit. But hopefully it was good!